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guysinvnecks:

and this is the most emotion we’ll ever get out of her. nice save there grace (x)

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

kingcheddarxvii:

I’m gonna start putting signatures on all of my posts, deviantart style, and I’d suggest you do the same if you don’t wanna look like a total n00b

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The only way to live… is the way of the ninja. xD

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therealxtina:

the true gay icons

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

(Source: liveinphoenix)

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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(Source: dopejonker)

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

My Hungover Kitchen: Turkey Bacon Bites!

dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

(Source: gameofbooze)

theprofessorstrikesagain:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

but why the hell did it become the color for girls after that

that’s an awful connotation it brings with it

a person that’s labelled for killing

Yeah… It is, isn’t it? I can’t possibly imagine why. /sarcasm

wolfyko:

moirasars:

shade-shypervert:

“TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!!!” (c)

THAT COMMENT MADE ME CHOKE ON MY GRAPES :’D

Looks like that’s what the cat is trying to do, too.

wolfyko:

moirasars:

shade-shypervert:

“TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!!!” (c)

THAT COMMENT MADE ME CHOKE ON MY GRAPES :’D

Looks like that’s what the cat is trying to do, too.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)