tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
drinking-for-two:
I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.
im not even sassy im just an asshole
(Source: wifipasswords)
thechamberofsecrets:
people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable
kawaiicornsnake:
kawaiicornsnake:
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
imbaronalberto:
i like laying on these things when i’m in a pool
but i also fucking hate it because there is a 1000% chance that some dickwad will come up under me and flip me over
Me before Tumblr
Me after Tumblr
(Source: idontgetnosleep)
tunaofthesea:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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