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strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

passthecocaine:

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

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and a happy new year

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"


MY DRUNK KITCHEN: THIRTY(FUN) YEAR OLD

MY DRUNK KITCHEN: THIRTY(FUN) YEAR OLD

MY DRUNK KITCHEN: THIRTY(FUN) YEAR OLD

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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(Source: dw)

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

(Source: versaceslut)

bethechilds:

what if cosima wasn’t delphine’s first clone monitoring job

what if delphine monitored danielle fournier back in france

what if delphine and danielle were like besties but then danielle got sick

what if delphine was heartbroken when danielle died so she decided to go to the source of dyad to find a cure

what if delphine thought she could find a new friend in cosima but instead found love

what if delphine is heartbroken once again because of a clone

whAT IF

(Source: hermiornegranger)